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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Ultimate bit of randomness

Hello people.

This is like shoe season in blogville: for example

I bought cute shoes , what y'all think?


hmm yeah i love round toe shoes on my UK size 3 feet, yum.
 and i love that they are always on sale because nobody else can fit into them.

I walked on Oxford St and there is nothing amusing to report to you.  I met a beggar yesterday though who (very specifically and seriously)  asked for 850 pounds to take him to Barbados or anywhere in the Carribean. I actually laughed because I was that shocked. I then gave him 20p to start his impossible mission. 

I will be very sad to leave London behind.

A big thank you to the person who found me the Agama Label shirts.


I realize I don't talk about my family very much, but I have a short short story which is about what I imagine my great grandmother would be thinking if I could understand her dialect. It was supposed to be an intro to one of my many abandoned story projects..

It's called: All you have to do is listen harder

            I live in a world that I no longer belong to. Imagine that. My family treats me like a priceless relic that everybody loves but nobody wants responsibility for. I don’t understand them but I know people. I know what they are thinking.

I am not deaf but the familiar sounds of the children I bore, their children and their children after them are incomprehensible to me.  Take for example this one in front of me grinning at me as if I am a little child. She is speaking to me. Or rather she is speaking at me. Whatever it is does not matter at all,  as we do not understand each other. I tell her I love her, that she is the flesh of my flesh of my flesh. She keeps smiling in that frozen way that indicates that she has no idea what I am saying but somehow wishes me to be happy. I turn away and look at the television in which impossibly young women smile at me and speak to me in words that hold no meaning for me. It is not that I have lived too long but that nobody else has lived long enough.

 She is smiling at me like I am a helpless child, even though t I gave birth to her grandmother. She looks at her watch and looks like she wishes to be somewhere else. I wish I could tell her not to bother with that frozen one-place smile.  Time holds no meaning for me anymore. I was here before she was born. I will be here when she returns from that far away place across the sea. For now, I am the embodiment of time to her.



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

first, cute shoes. size three feet! thts like 2ce mine, plus one! lol.

and i like that piece. its probably exactly what our great grandmas are thinking, and i have to admit i'm guilty of that frozen smile thing.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Great story. Gurl you can write men. Keep it up. I love that last line "I am the embodiment of time to her". You wear size three? wait what??!!! Size three, isnt that like very small? hmmm Cutey shoes anyways! I luf the red one...actually I love both of them. Wish I were a size three too so you can send them to me to wear for you.

doug said...

Sehr gut Frauline!

Anonymous said...

That's great that you found the polo. I like round toe shoes too, though I am not blessed with size 3 (or 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) feet.

That is a beautiful piece you wrote. I'm sure many grandparents and great-grandparents would be able to totally relate to it.

Abujamaiden said...

I also got me Ninewest, real suede, wedgy shoe last week. I'm UK 4 (US6). They are very unique and it was the only pair at .


But can't post any pictures before someone catches me on the street and screams

'abuja maiden omg, gimme an autograph',

'you should marry my brother'

'are you really a virgin'

I'm tripping but tis the season to rock fab shoes.

La Reine said...

Very cute shoes. Me hopes they are comfortable.

Nice story.

LovePaprika said...

im addicted to shoes o! lets not begin! lol thanks for swinging by...gist has been let out lol...well going to do that now!

Lolia said...

@ geisha
That's twice mine plus TWO *sigh*

@ abujamaiden
lmao...you're not even serious...It can never just be "give me your autograph"... priceless

@ wordsmith
The red ones are the cuteness ^_^

+ I love your blog...Will definitely be back

Buttercup said...

i love the black one! dang, u must be really small..im a 6/7..

wow, the beggar has got AMBITION!

i love the short story..u really captured the appropriate emotions.

wellsbaba said...

babe u no u got style....btw IM BACK ON BLOGVILLE o!I knw u dint miss me but im back sha....lol...spread d gospel

Brothers Blog said...

size 3 uk? what size is that in us?

badderchic said...

lovely shoes, the black one sooo cute.

lol at that beggar.

Rebirth said...

oohhh noce shoes, ur a 3????????? gosh im jealous, im an 8!!!!!!!!!!

i like ur short piece on what ur great grandma is thinking....
btw, that beggar has levels o

O'Dee said...

Ur feet r sooo small.
Love the red shoes.

The piece on your GGma is sooo true.

Original Mgbeke said...

I love the red ones. Heart round toes too.

I love the piece, I bet that is totally what my grand ma be thinking when she speaks Igbo and I'm nodding like i know what the heck she is talking about. Good one!

wordsmith said...

@ geisha song thanks and sometimes its a liability these feet of mine and i often have to buy size instead

@ Temite: haha

@ Doug: Danke

@GNG: thanks

@ Abujamaiden: haha abi you be celebrity o...and i most often wear a 4! thats usually the size i find

@La Reine: ain't nothing insoles can't do...

@ Miss Love: i looked and it wasn't there :(

@ Lolia: thanks for replying to my comments befoe i could get to em lololol...and thanks i love yours too :) mutual admiration society hen?

@butters: abi o, talk about overambitious lol

@wellsbaba: ah we all missed you o

@ the brothers: US 5.5 or 6 depending on shoe style

@Badderchic: I know!!!

@Funms: :)

@Oluwadee: thanks

@Original Mgbeke: yes, soulsista!

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Beautiful shoes.

Rita said...

I like the words that GMa is "the embodiment of time"...sometimes I think about my GMa and I am like wow...history is here...

Lovely shoes. I liked the red one..

Emeka Amakeze said...

Time is a very good story teller and at it's fullness, it shall tell you a lot of things and of course, confirm whether your family really thinks you are priceless relic or not.

Emeka Amakeze said...

Time is a very good story teller and at it's fullness, it shall tell you a lot of things and of course, confirm whether your family really thinks you are priceless relic or not.

Anya Posh said...

Omigosh, those round toe pumps look nice on you. I've tried to wear them so many times but they hurt so friggin' much. Well, i'm a tad bit jealous but glad that they're workin for you.

Jennifer A. said...

At the writing I say..."wowwwww..."

I'm kind of speechless. It really was good.

bArOquE said...

abandoned story projects and their bits of randomness...i write too but can also get very lost in other's writings, like i just was however i know when i read beautiful things...that was simply splendid...tell us more

ibiluv said...

size 3
and i thot my feet were small?
i wear a 4

lovely shoes

beggar.....trippin!!!!!!

love the piece about granmama

NaijaBabe said...

SIZE THREE???????????