(this entire conversation occurs in French)
Professor: so what kind of movie do you ladies think you would like to star in?
Students after much bickering: romantic movie!
Professor: really? And in the most important scene what would be happening?
Student: Well I could be kissing Jake Gyllenhall under an umbrella, while it is raining.
Professor: But he can't hold you properly while holding an umbrella
Another student: No umbrella, then
Professor: But you will be wet!
Student: No rain then.
Professor: Hmm. I like movies with kisses in the rain though. What will Jake be wearing?
Student: launches into length description...
Professor: ...if anything at all?
Professor: Uggghh, d'accord not naked but topless, no shirt or maybe a white shirt unbuttoned?no no shirt but with blue jeans?
Students: that sounds nice!
Professor: Bon! anything else? I personally prefer moonlight kisses...
Students: oh yeah, that's nice too (giggling)
Professor: Sounds like a good movie! d'accord... what happens next?
All this could not have happened with a guy in the class. Ah. I love my College/Uni.