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Friday, February 27, 2009

Why I love my women's college

French Class 2/25/09
(this entire conversation occurs in French)

Professor: so what kind of movie do you ladies think you would like to star in?

Students after much bickering: romantic movie!

Professor: really? And in the most important scene what would be happening?

Student: Well I could be kissing Jake Gyllenhall under an umbrella, while it is raining.

Professor: But he can't hold you properly while holding an umbrella

Another student: No umbrella, then

Professor: But you will be wet!

Student: No rain then.

Professor: Hmm. I like movies with kisses in the rain though. What will Jake be wearing?

Student: launches into length description...

Professor: ...if anything at all?

Class laughs

Professor: Uggghh, d'accord not naked but topless, no shirt or maybe a white shirt unbuttoned?no no shirt but with blue jeans?

Students: that sounds nice!

Professor: Bon! anything else? I personally prefer moonlight kisses...

Students: oh yeah, that's nice too (giggling)

Professor: Sounds like a good movie! d'accord... what happens next?

All this could not have happened with a guy in the class. Ah. I love my College/Uni.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

wow........ and i can imagine it in french. would have sounded sexier.....lol

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

nice. Smith?

wordsmith said...

nope. Wellesley.

Anonymous said...

Wellesley. Wish I went there. they made that movie about it. Is is kinda like that? and u speak french? Bon. Je l'aime. Bon nuit mon amie.